"John used to tell Jess all the time, 'I'm really attracted to your spiritual side,' " a friend tells us. "He'd tell her that every time she opened her mouth to speak. It was a nice way of basically saying, 'Just sit there and be pretty, and don't ruin it with talk.' The sad thing is she started to tell people, 'I'm working on being more spiritual,' and then just sit there quietly."
I guess this is supposed to mean that John Mayer is superficial (get it? like the name of the blog) and only cared about Jessica Simpson because of her looks. What does she actually do anyway? She has big breasts, that's pretty much it. Wake me up when she kills someone, now that's news. Here she is with a slimmer waist, which is nice, oh shit that probably makes me superficial.
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