Chargers vs. Titans 1-6-08

Rehns house

4:36--I am sitting at Renews' apt on the couch with my girl. We found some schwag, and Brett was in the cabinet, without us knowing,and the Chargers have to face Vince Young. I wonder how far down the line dropped when they found out he could play.

4:38--The lines didn't change at all. Even Vegas is dumb sometimes.

4:39--I did not gamble on this game.

4:40--Renews thinks I am a loser for blogging this game. My girl does too.

4:44--they don't have cameras that are rain resistant?

4:50--Renews won't take a shot of J&B--he is very comfortable.

4:50--Ed Hochuli is testifying before congress about steroids next weekend and cannot referee the divisional playoffs.

4:52--I am going to stay as far away from Mac's as I can. I hate those commercials now. They are over exposed.

4:59--Does anyone else see that Philip River's countenance looks just like Ryan Leaf? It's a like a half mad alcoholic who got his steroids taken away and there is no more chewing tobacco left at the Hess down the street. You just root for guys like that to go bald, and twenty years from now we find out they were illiterate.

5:02--What is the point of the commercial where the two co-workers are gossiping about the new parking space their co-worker got, and the promotion he got at only 32? That is what Renews wanted to know. I will tell him when he is older.

5:04--I wonder if Ginapapawawa made any money? So says Renews. He was in AC.

5:10--End of the first quarter Titans are up 3-0.

5:24--The Lipitor commercials are strange if only because the doctor who invented the drug seems to be an exact clone for a pedophilia Hannibal Lector.

5:26--I hope no one bet the over on this game.

5:38--My girl is going back to Milano Market for some Tortellini with Pesto. Renews and I are watching Oceans 11. We are on our 4th shot of J & B.

5:43--Antonio Gates is injured and they just blew an easy field goal--San Diego is still shut out.

6:22--big break there readers--Renews and I took another shot--my girl came back with the Tortellini--Renews made fun of me for being really really good looking, and I realize that I am pretty buzzed right now.

6:23--that deodorant commercial where he slides from 2nd base to home is stupid, and I might stop using Old Spice deodorant now--even though it smells manly.

6:25--I didn't want to mention it, but Rubey is wearing my gangsta fleece, and he doesn't look half as good as me. Voldemort is back from paradise. He is my Beatrice.

6:28--My girl is not watching football right now with me and Renews, she is playing Diner Dash 2 on her cell phone. I guess Diner Dash 1 wasn't tricky enough for her.

6:41--San Diego is coming back and taking the lead 10-6. The cameras just showed Vince Young, and he looks like he is going to score a touchdown this drive. He is a competitor in the truest sense of the word.

6:42--Renews is packing for Denver, and that makes me lonely. He claims he is not drinking anymore J & B, but I will convince him to take another shot.

6:43--Who thought that Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart would be less successful than LenDale White? Certainly not Jenny Craig; she knew he could do it.


6:48--I know I am kinda drunk because we are taking pictures of Renews belly button--my girl thinks that I want to sleep with him. She is right.

7:16--San Diego is gonna win it. Papawawa just got back from AC--his girl gets rooms comped---jerk--he starts his new job tomorrow--good luck papawawa.

7:19--Renews just made fun of people from San Diego. Screw the fires. I tend to agree--I mean even a bum is doing ok if he or she is in San Diego.

7:22--Voldemort and Rubey are sending the same message over and over again to me and Rewnews. Lame.

7:25--I just made a joke about sucking my own dick. It did not go over well. Also, I think this particular blog is really inside. No need to make it available to the masses.

7:31--Now we are watching the end of Oceans 11.

7:33--"I'm nibbling."--my girl

7:34--the playoff games today and yesterday left a lot of be desired--especially since no one really knows if anyone has any chance of beating the undefeated Patriots; although, almost losing to Balitmore and the Giants leaves a lot to be desired. I don't think any team but the Jags can even really hang with them. Uh oh--they are playing next round. Should be a doozy. As long as I can keep my trusted sidekick Renews with me--I will be back next week.

7:39--We are taking the last shots--the bottle is kicked. All of Italian food from Milano Market is gone. Renews and I are drunk. The Sunday is complete.